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September 18th, 2012

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do – And A Good “EX”cuse For A Beer!

Love is a many-splendored thing, but when it goes sour, man, is it a quagmire (giggity, giggity, giggity!).

When things go pear-shaped, you’re going to want an exit-strategy – with a quickness.

And breaking up is rarely ever fun.

But it’s always a good excuse to raise a pint.

We’ve all been there.

On the scale of John Cusack to Dane Cook, a well placed ale can really even you out – you know, to sort of a nice Joseph Gordon-Levitt level.

And for the ladies, a pint will keep your pendulum from swinging too far Jennifer Anniston or Kristen Stewart and help you settle on just the right amount of adorkable Zooey Deschanel.

So, if your latest failed relationship has left a bad taste in your mouth, just walk away from “the cray” and get down to the bar, because there are always cool folks and a cold mug for you here at the Cannon Brew Pub!

And right now, there is also a special Cannon seasonal to help wash away that bad taste and replace it with something you’ll be surprised to find you like – The Ex!

The Ex is an imperial brown ale, clocking in at a therapeutic 8% ABV. It has an orange peel and burnt chocolate nose, and is very hoppy – to the point it dries your mouth up to a pucker.

But be forewarned: this beer is loud and obnoxious.

A novice beer drinker may deem it borderline offensive in its aggressive nature, just like an Ex.

But you’re not a novice beer drinker are you?

And you’re not going to let your Ex cloud your judgement about what good beer is, are you?

We didn’t think so.

And hey, who knows – you two may be able to work some things out after a couple of rounds.

If not, you can always fall back on that restraining order.

Either way, dry your eyes, babe.

It gets easier everyday…


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