David Bowie and Bing Crosby singing “Little Drummer Boy.”

Keanu Reeves as Siddhartha in “Little Buddha.”

Bacon flavored vodka.

On paper, these feverish dreams seem like an abomination, human hubris flying in the face of Nature.

In reality, they’re really not all that bad (except for you Keanu. Whoa.), and sometimes, if you give an odd couple a chance, you end up surprised at how well the two can gel.

Collaborative Concoction.
Keep this in mind as we unveil Brewmaster Hank’s latest concoction, the Fountain City Coffee Porter.

By collaborating with Kevin from Fountain City, our favorite mad alchemist of the brewing arts has created a 4.5% ABV Porter that is brewed with 25 lbs of Ethiopian Harrar coffee beans, handpicked for excellence.

I know, I know. Who put coffee in my beer?! Who put beer in my coffee?!

Well, it worked for Reese’s Peanut Butter cups, didn’t it? And when you think about it, Porter and coffee are a natural fit. Both are dark and deep, thick and soothing. Both carry that warm, roasted aroma. And both, when done right, are absolutely delicious.

So, hang your hang-ups with the coats, and dive right in.

If Bing and Bowie can, so can you.
Pa rum pum pum pum.

~ management